Showing posts with label Bird Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bird Humor. Show all posts

Friday, December 27, 2019

Breaking Bird News


                    
***The 2020 Morro Bay Winter Bird Olympics has been cancelled.  Unusually stormy weather along the Pacific Flyway caused many of the migrating athletes to abort their flights.  At the point of desperation, seeking food and rest, a rag tag flock finally found respite at the Stone Lakes National Wildlife Refuge in the Sacramento Delta.  A smaller flock from Alberta Canada came down at Mono Lake on the eastern side of the Sierra.  They immediately chowed down on the abundant supply of brine flies.
Unfortunately, Alexy Kuznetsov (center of photo), the captain of the Siberian Scaup Synchronized Diving Team, was struck by lightening while crossing the Bering Strait.   RIP Alexy
The news is not all bad.  Local Black Oystercatchers (Bloys) will be presenting, for the first time, "The Black Bloy Competition."  MontaƱa de Oro State Park (MdO) will host the competition along its rocky coastline.  The date is January 3, 2020 - from dawn to dusk Bloys from MdO and Point Buchon will demonstrate their extraordinary athletic abilities. (below photo by Gary O'Neill)
From left to right Briana, Brayden, and Bruce Bloy.  Admission is free - Parking limited.  Refreshments and Bloy memorabilia available at the Ranch House and Quarry Cove.

***This is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to actual events is entirely coincidental.


Friday, December 14, 2018

The Morro Bay 2019 Winter Bird Olympics


The Morro Bay 2019 Bird Olympics are coming to town.  I can guarantee they will be just as exciting or more so than last years Olympics.  To refresh your memory of 2018 Bird Olympics I have included a link.
http://birdingthecentralcoast.blogspot.com/2018/02/the-morro-bay-winter-bird-olympics.html

Olympic Athletes are arriving on the Central Coast daily.  Most of the athletes take several days resting and spending time renewing their energy supply before they begin practicing for their chosen events.  What amazes me is the amount of time they spend in frivolous pursuits such as gossiping, stealing food, and partying on the beach.   

 Don't wait till the last minute to secure lodging, as accommodations are going fast.  Come prepared for cold and wet or warm and windy weather, a bright sun and fog.  Bring binoculars, a scope if possible, snacks, definitely a flashlight, hand warmers and sunscreen.  All events are free, children 3 and younger are welcome as long as they are attached to an adult by a child safety harness.